Today is like every other day. I worked. I wrote. I exercised. Today is my birthday.
Everyone keeps asking me what I want to do on my "special" day. It's difficult to answer as I don't really know what I want to do. However, I do know what I don't want to do.
I don't want to clean the cat box, the fish tank, do laundry or change the sheets.
I don't want to clean off my desk, the kitchen counters or sweep the floor.
I don't want to argue, criticize, make anyone sad, gossip or speak badly about anyone.
I don't want to be separated from my family cause I absolutely LOVE having them around.
So what do I want to do on my "special" day?
Hug, laugh, share, comfort, feel contented, peaceful, and loved.
Yeah, that's it. What more is there?
Everyday life is full of wonderful warmth and gifts we usually are too busy to enjoy. And then there are the other days when life just sucks. These are my thoughts. :^))
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
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Wait as much time between revisions as possible. Just close the document. Resist that urge to open it and read your wonderful opening page just one more time. Seriously. Resist it.
~great writing advice from P.J. Hoover at Cynthia Leitich Smith's blog http://cynleitichsmith.livejournal.com/
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Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
~E.L. Doctorow
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"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
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"The indispensable first step to getting thethings you want out of life is this: decide what you want."
Ben Stein
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Detail makes the difference between boring and terrific writing. It’s the difference between a pencil sketch and a lush oil painting. As a writer, words are your paint. Use all the colors.
Rhys Alexander
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Sit down, and put down everything that comes into your head and then you're a writer. But an author is one who can judge his own stuff's worth, without pity, and destroy most of it.
Colette, Casual Chance, 1964
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Wait as much time between revisions as possible. Just close the document. Resist that urge to open it and read your wonderful opening page just one more time. Seriously. Resist it.
~great writing advice from P.J. Hoover at Cynthia Leitich Smith's blog http://cynleitichsmith.livejournal.com/
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Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
~E.L. Doctorow
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"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
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"The indispensable first step to getting thethings you want out of life is this: decide what you want."
Ben Stein
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Detail makes the difference between boring and terrific writing. It’s the difference between a pencil sketch and a lush oil painting. As a writer, words are your paint. Use all the colors.
Rhys Alexander
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Sit down, and put down everything that comes into your head and then you're a writer. But an author is one who can judge his own stuff's worth, without pity, and destroy most of it.
Colette, Casual Chance, 1964
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Never Argue with a Woman
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fisihg at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I repeat you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fishing at any moment. So, I'm going to have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fisihg at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I repeat you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fishing at any moment. So, I'm going to have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
About Me
- Maggie
- I've been writing children's stories since 1995 and love the the challenge to create a unique and well written story. Of course I've been working on one story on and off over the years and still haven't gotten it right ---- yet. :^))
1 comment:
I hope you had a happy birthday, Maggie!
I hope you were able to do all the hugging, laughing and all those wonderful things you wanted to do! :0) What a great way to spend your day!
Christy
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